December 05, 2013
Hi hi did I tell you guys that I have finals next week cause I do and I studied for 2 hours this morning and it is now 6pm and I’ve been in the library since 12:30 so that’s like a total of 6.5 hours and I am kind of tired and I haven’t been studying the whole time cause I get distracted and stuff and this is around the time that my brain turns to mush.
PS it’s dark outside so the windows look like mirrors from the inside and I am scared. Like the library could be hurling through the universe right now wait it is but you know like in a black hole and I wouldn’t even know.
At least I still have wifi though
Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?